Last Friday I was telling a story of the time I decided to tell my niece and nephew weird stories. That Ella was born with a tree growing out of her head, so we planted Ella in the ground until the tree grew big enough for them to turn it into their house and they cut it off her head. And Riley born as a hybrid – half boy/half puppy and eventually they grew their own torsos, split, and became my nephew Riley and their pet Rusty.
The end result was them creating a story of how I was born. And since 6-8 year old children typically have a go-to joke, my coworker correctly guessed: I was born as poop and turned into a human.
In the honor of butts jokes, here is some entertaining butt-related content: